Watch out for Bananas!
I know they're a good source of potassium and monkeys like them, but don't let them fool you. Bananas cause some severe diarrhea. It might just be me, but I don't think so. I'm not afraid to speak up. Bananas did me wrong.
Toilet paper wasn't enough to clean the mess caused by those delicious bastards. I had to use a bath towel to clean myself and felt so filthy afterward, I had to jump from the toilet directly into the shower.
Now, yours may not be as severe as mine and, for your sake and the sake of your family, I hope it isn't. Just eat them with caution.
Heed my warning. Those potassium rich sons of bitches can, and will, create a brown waterfall from your bottom's hole.
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