Commercials(1)

Some commercials are funny. More of them are not. Some don't make any sense, which is the case for a particular Airwick commercial.

Its a commercial where a female elephant talks about how well Airwick products work because her husband stinks. At the end of the commercial you find out she is married to a centipede.

A centipede.

Elephants do not "get it on" with centipedes. I understand this commercial involves a talking elephant, but an elephant marrying a centipede is too much of a stretch. They wouldn't be able to reproduce. One is a mammal and one is an insect. Mammals do not "get it on" with insects. The only way they could mate was if the centipede crawled up her butt and put his sperm into her eggs. Either way, it doesn't matter because if they somehow "got it on" the baby wouldn't be viable because they have a different amount of chromosomes (Yes, I put this much thought into it).

If there were giant insects, they wouldn't marry elephants, they would eat them.

But, remember they can talk. This means they probably hit it off when they were at a university in Africa. They were probably at kegger and the centipede won over the elephant with his amazing fifty arm massage (he needs the other fifty to stand).

Anyway, I think Airwick figured it out. All the Airwick commercials I've seen since then have not shown the husband.

Just for the record, I have a problem with mammals marrying insects. I fully support the creation of hybrids (mix race kids), and you will hear about it in an upcoming blog.