My DVR

I love my DVR, but there is a problem. It interferes with my masturbating.

I work the evening shift and I don't get home until 11:11pm. I miss all my shows and it's a lot of tv to catch up with. Even if I fast forward through the commercials, it still takes me a couple of hours.

I don't like to go to sleep too late and all that fast forwarding takes attention away from my precious penis. I can't fast forward and watch a girl get double penetrated at the same time.

I guess sacrifices have to be made.

I'll watch my shows on the weekend.