Tuesday, November 25, 2008

New Slang

I feel like using "Jesus Christ" when you're upset or surprised is played out. Instead, people should start saying "Mother of Moses". I think it's funnier and sounds better because of the alliteration.

Example. - On the way home from work tonight I almost ran over a dog with my bicycle. After I was able to barely dodge him, I exhaled and said, "Mother of Moses. I almost killed that little bastard."

Not too shabby.

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