I have the perfect gift idea for the special woman in your life. After you get her the usual chocolates, flowers and little nighties you plan to rip off her, top it off with this.
Tell her you found a beautifully cool picture of the thing she loves most. You can either wrap it up in a frame or just have it on your computer. She'll begin to think of what she loves most. Assure her that you know her well enough to know what she loves most. Talk up the picture and once she seems interested enough, go ahead and unveil it.
The picture will be a close up of your junk, of course. And by "your junk", I mean your penis and balls. You can capture it at full attention or just chilling. The choice is yours.
A gift that will make everybody happy.
Thanks for clarifying what you meant by "junk", I was a bit stumped!
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