Lately, I have been eating an enormous amount of junk food. I knew I was eating unhealthy, but didn't think much of it until my last couple of bowel movements.
They really stank.
It was almost unbearable.
The stench was so strong, I could still smell it ten minutes after I had left the restroom. I guess the smell had penetrated my nose hairs or maybe my clothes. Either way, it was freaking me out because I was at work. I didn't want to be walking around smelling like a sewage treatment plant.
The lesson is to eat as healthy as you can or else your craps will be so rancid they will border on dangerous and may be considered biological terrorism.
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