Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Funny Thing I Told A Stripper

After the stripper was done giving me a lap dance, she was pretty tired.

She was working hard for her money.

Anyway, she was breaking a sweat and said, "I need a little break to cool down. I'll be back, okay?”

With a serious face, I responded with, "You gotta take a shit or what?”

Her face went blank and she said nothing. I started laughing and told her I was just kidding. She attempted to smile but I think I hit the bulls-eye. She probably had a turtle head poking.

I then checked my clothes for any skid marks.

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