I said I would give my unused condoms to old men in a retirement home so they can bang old ladies. If the condom breaks they don't have to worry about impregnating them because of the old ladies' menopause.
Well, if they don't have to worry about impregnation then why would they use a condom.
I guess there is the fact that STDs are running rampant in grandma and grandpa homes. Old guys, and dirty old ladies, love Viagra.
I could keep the unused condoms and just wear them around. I'd change it everyday, like a sock.
I'd call it a "cock sock".
Actually, I think there really is a sock for your cock.
I just looked it up right now, and according to the Urban Dictionary there are 12 definitions for "cock sock".
Enjoy.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cock+sock
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