Unused Condoms

I was cleaning up the other day and came across a handful of condoms. I checked the expiration date and was disappointed to find that they expired last year.

That sucks.

I then thought to myself, "If it sucks for me, then it really must suck for the condoms."

Those condoms had hopes and dreams...and I crushed them.

All they wanted to do was to hang on to a penis and enter a vagina (or wherever you like to stick it). That's all.

If only I had more sex.

I let them down.

I'm sorry, Unused Condoms.

I think I'll give them to some old guys in a retirement home. All those old ladies they bang can't have babies, so it doesn't matter if they break.

I'm really thoughtful.