Things That Make Me Angry

Yesterday I got my haircut.

The girl who cut my hair fucked up my sideburns.

They were at a 30 degree angle.

How hard is it to make a fairly straight line? Not Very.

I was so angry. As I was driving home, I was cursing and yelling wondering how someone could be so retarded and so incapable of making sideburns look nice. I don't have mutton chops, I don't have sideburns that point to my chin, I don't have starburns.

Luckily for her, the rest of my hair was decent, not great, but decent.

I still don't forgive her, though.

Highschool of the Dead

I came across a fairly new anime called Highschool of the Dead (like title). I fully, and wholeheartedly, endorse this series.

If you like anime and zombies, imagine if you combined both. Freaking awesome.

Its only four episodes into the series. Watch it.

Google that shit.

Revelations

I checked to see if their was an increase in my blog traffic since, at the end of my video, I leave the URL.

There was an increase of 1 person.

It went from 0 to 1.

I don't want to brag, but that is pretty awesome. It works.

It then occurred to me, though, that if they come from You Tube to my blog, all they are going to see is my video again. They just watched it, why would they want to watch it again (I know they aren't that good).

So I decided to use my blog to vent and get stuff off my chest, since 90% of my new ideas are going to the "live-action" comic strip. I will also stop re-posting my videos. This will give new comers a chance to get to know me, love me, maybe even stalk me (women only please).

No one reads my blog anyways.

New Stuff

I know it's been a while since I've added anything, but nobody read my old stuff anyway. I made my very first "Live Comic Strip". This is my new stuff. We'll see how long I can keep this up.

Enjoy my bad acting and directing.

Watch Out!

I found this picture stumbling. Its a picture of the Cleveland Cavalier Girls doing a dance.

It looks like the they are the only ones who know the building is about to collapse.

My Friend's Revelation

I was talking to my friend, during my last visit to Austin, and he told me about his revelation.

"You know, Joey", he started, "A couple of weeks ago I made out with a fat chick and now they(my other friends)are making fun of me. I use to give you a lot of shit for banging fat girls."

Some History:
I went through a period in my life where I would bang any woman who showed the slightest interest in me.

Most of them were big.

Why they wanted my skinny, frail body, I do not know.

"But, you know what?" he continued. "I would have banged that fat girl. I would have enjoyed it. So, sorry I gave you so much shit. I'm just five years behind you."

I thought this was funny and also a little weird. Weird because I felt like, at that moment, I became the spokesperson for banging fat girls, at least for my friends. Am going to have hold seminars now?

If I did, they would be short and sweet. It would be something like this:

"You are all here today because you want to know why I and why YOU should bang fat girls. There's only one reason. They have a wet vagina and they want to share it with you."

Maybe I should hold seminars.

Think Pink

I am starting to become really annoyed at the breast cancer slogan, "Think Pink".

All it does is remind me to think of vagina.

I already think of it enough, I do not need to be reminded.

If "Think Pink" is going to be used as a slogan it should be used by the catholic church when they are trying to turn gay guys straight. They would tell them to "Think Pink, Not Brown".

I say "Not Brown" because butt holes are brown.

Unless they're bleached, of course.