Blog & Videos

It's amazing how fast people get bored with you. I experienced this with the blog and now with my videos.

It's hard to keep people's attention.

I thought I would get some credit for being so ambitious on my videos (once a week) and people would be curious to see what I could come up with.

They are either not very good or they didn't make enough of an impression for them to come back.

Luckily, I only have a few more ideas for the videos.

At least the last three or four videos are funny, at least I think they are (that's not saying much).

Life

Life sucks.

Life is hard.

Despite what I just wrote, I'm not describing a blow job.

The longer I live, the more difficult I find it to carry on with a positive outlook on life. It is just ridiculously hard.

Everybody sucks. Everybody is bad (in some way).

But, that very thing is what makes this world great. Nobody is perfect.

Everybody has issues.

I am not the greatest person, nor do I know the greatest person, but I will try to live as eventfully as I can. For myself.

Note: This post is the result of drinking.

My Friend, His Girlfriend and Her Two Dogs

My friend, his girlfriend and her two dogs will be staying with me for a week.

I was hoping there would be still be alone time for me to masturbate. The first full day into the week and I already have an opportunity.

I can't do it, though.

These dogs are just here looking at me. I can't pleasure myself with these big black dog eyes staring at me. I would feel like I'm traumatizing them.

What if they somehow could communicate with my friend's girlfriend and tell her what dirty things I do? Or worse, what if they came up to me while I was masturbating and tried to lick my penis? What if I liked that?

Too much shit could happen.

I'll see how long I can resist.

Might have to resort to the shower.