Russian Women Are Crazy

I was stumbling and I came across the Moscow news.

Russian women are crazy.

Here are some articles I found, along with the links:

Women Blasts Off Boyfriend's Penis With Firecrackers
http://mosnews.com/weird/2009/05/25/1909/

Russian Woman on Trial for Raping 10 Men
http://mosnews.com/weird/2009/06/18/blackwidow/

Hairdresser Turns Robber Into Sex Slave
http://mosnews.com/society/2009/04/14/1013/

Russian Girl in Intensive Care After Restoring Virginity 6 Times
http://mosnews.com/weird/2009/06/17/virginity/

Chastity "Chaz" Bono

I think its great that she's doing what makes her happy.

I found out last night that she had a girlfriend, though.

Her girlfriend is a lesbian.

She is now man.

Last time I checked, lesbians like vagina and not penis.

The girlfriend might still love Chaz right now, but she is turning into a man. Pretty soon Chaz will be less sensitive, less tender and more of an ass.

I foresee a dim future for the happy couple.

Lesbians don't like men.

It's science.

Horatio Sanz

Horatio Sanz was on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night.

He's lost 100 pounds. He looks good.

He is screwed.

He is going to have to start his career all over now because people were used to him being a jolly, funny, fat guy.

Now he is not.

At least he didn't lose his sense of humor along with his fat.

It's harder for fat funny guys who lose weight than any other entertainer who loses weight.

People like funny fat guys.

Zach Galifianaskis & Tim and Eric Show

A great match.

They should have babies.

http://www.adultswim.com/americaloveslists/te_zachgalifianakis/index.html

Maury

I was watching Family Feud when I decided to take a shower. When I got out of the shower Maury was on.

I hate Maury.

All they do is exploit the degenerates of the human race.

Every time I see any part of any Maury show, a piece of my soul dies.

Also, my faith in humanity.

Unused Condoms - Correction

I said I would give my unused condoms to old men in a retirement home so they can bang old ladies. If the condom breaks they don't have to worry about impregnating them because of the old ladies' menopause.

Well, if they don't have to worry about impregnation then why would they use a condom.

I guess there is the fact that STDs are running rampant in grandma and grandpa homes. Old guys, and dirty old ladies, love Viagra.

I could keep the unused condoms and just wear them around. I'd change it everyday, like a sock.

I'd call it a "cock sock".

Actually, I think there really is a sock for your cock.

I just looked it up right now, and according to the Urban Dictionary there are 12 definitions for "cock sock".

Enjoy.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cock+sock