Friday, April 8, 2011

Tattoos

Lately, it has been bugging when people say the reason they don't want to get tattoos is because they will look ugly when they're old.

Really?

You think you're going to be that concerned about your looks when you're old.

Don't think so.

Your main concern will be trying to stay alive.

When you're old you won't care what your skin looks like. Why? Because old skin looks nasty, tattooed or not.

Old people's skin looks like a collection of weathered vaginal folds.

Why not add some faded art to it?

Get tattoos if you want because whether you like it, or not, your skin and body goes downhill.

Yay Life!

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Personal Goals

I thought I would write some personal goals. I've been told you are more likely to accomplish them if they are written.

1. Write something funny everyday. Even if it sucks.

2. Make some more videos

3. Finish screenplays.

4. Save Money.

We'll see what happens. This would be weird if people actually read my blog.

Don't have that problem.