My Friend's Revelation

I was talking to my friend, during my last visit to Austin, and he told me about his revelation.

"You know, Joey", he started, "A couple of weeks ago I made out with a fat chick and now they(my other friends)are making fun of me. I use to give you a lot of shit for banging fat girls."

Some History:
I went through a period in my life where I would bang any woman who showed the slightest interest in me.

Most of them were big.

Why they wanted my skinny, frail body, I do not know.

"But, you know what?" he continued. "I would have banged that fat girl. I would have enjoyed it. So, sorry I gave you so much shit. I'm just five years behind you."

I thought this was funny and also a little weird. Weird because I felt like, at that moment, I became the spokesperson for banging fat girls, at least for my friends. Am going to have hold seminars now?

If I did, they would be short and sweet. It would be something like this:

"You are all here today because you want to know why I and why YOU should bang fat girls. There's only one reason. They have a wet vagina and they want to share it with you."

Maybe I should hold seminars.

Think Pink

I am starting to become really annoyed at the breast cancer slogan, "Think Pink".

All it does is remind me to think of vagina.

I already think of it enough, I do not need to be reminded.

If "Think Pink" is going to be used as a slogan it should be used by the catholic church when they are trying to turn gay guys straight. They would tell them to "Think Pink, Not Brown".

I say "Not Brown" because butt holes are brown.

Unless they're bleached, of course.