My Love Bumps

This is a picture of my love bumps.

















You get these from being too damn sexy.

Also from rubbing your neck on a vagina with the herpes.

Blog News (3)

This is my formal apology to the two loyal readers who, I know, have been missing my wonderful, insightful blog entries.

Sorry.

I just bought a new house and have found out how much work it is. It's a lot. Maybe I'll post a picture of it one day.

Maybe.

I don't want you psychos knowing what my house looks like.